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we're not in infinity, we're in the suburbs.
what happened to the gazelles? did they get squashed under the CD department?
Created on 2006-04-10 21:25:57 (#10001767), last updated 2006-04-30
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Basic Info| Name: | cara |
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BioI'm Cara and I like stupid things.
I'm not straightedge;
if you are, more power to you.
I use big words.
I talk too loud or too quiet,
laugh too much,
and dance randomly.
I'm almost 16,
but I act about 6 sometimes.
I love driving entirely too fast,
eating anything gummy [bears/worms/sharks],
and listening to loud music.
I don't like dogs, they scare me
& make me cry.
I had a bad experience.
I dislike stupid, illiterate fucks
who can't type for shit.
I am not a fan of smoking cigarettes,
because it smells like ass
& makes you look like an 80 year old Jewish grandmother.
[Not that having a face made of wrinkles isn't attractive, or anything]
but I won't hate you if you do.
I know we all secretly love lung cancer.
I hug and kiss constantly,
and say "I love you" entirely too often.
I always mean it.
People are generally pretty chill.
I like breaking out in FIDDYCENT,
and enforcing group hugs in inappropriate places.
I can be serious. sometimes.
And I will rip the face off of any fucker
that messes with my friends;
[hoes before bros.]
put your belts in your belt loops
and be excellent to each other.
You cannot two step, so please stop trying,
KTHX.
fx8ejzs5!
I'm not straightedge;
if you are, more power to you.
I use big words.
I talk too loud or too quiet,
laugh too much,
and dance randomly.
I'm almost 16,
but I act about 6 sometimes.
I love driving entirely too fast,
eating anything gummy [bears/worms/sharks],
and listening to loud music.
I don't like dogs, they scare me
& make me cry.
I had a bad experience.
I dislike stupid, illiterate fucks
who can't type for shit.
I am not a fan of smoking cigarettes,
because it smells like ass
& makes you look like an 80 year old Jewish grandmother.
[Not that having a face made of wrinkles isn't attractive, or anything]
but I won't hate you if you do.
I know we all secretly love lung cancer.
I hug and kiss constantly,
and say "I love you" entirely too often.
I always mean it.
People are generally pretty chill.
I like breaking out in FIDDYCENT,
and enforcing group hugs in inappropriate places.
I can be serious. sometimes.
And I will rip the face off of any fucker
that messes with my friends;
[hoes before bros.]
put your belts in your belt loops
and be excellent to each other.
You cannot two step, so please stop trying,
KTHX.
fx8ejzs5!
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